TY  - BOOK
AU  - Todryk,Jennifer
TI  - W(h)ine: 50 perfect wines to pair with your child's rotten behavior 
SN  - 1631063359
AV  - TP548 .T64 2017
PY  - 2017///
CY  - New York, New York
PB  - Race Point Publishing
KW  - Wine and wine making
KW  - Parenthood
KW  - Humor
KW  - fast
KW  - lcgft
N2  - "Whether you like your 'juice' from the glass, from the bottle, or from the box, this is the perfect book to wine your way through parenting. This isn't your ordinary wine pairing book - this is wine pairing for the weary parent. Did your daughter just get out of bed for the twelfth time to ask for another glass of water? We've got a wine for that. Did your son just have a public meltdown in the middle of the grocery store? We've got a Pinot for your pain. Got Rotavirus? Try a Riesling. Fifty perfect pairings to match your child's crappy behavior. Each wine featured comes with a small sticker...every time you sample a wine to match your bad day, go ahead and add it to the Periodic Table of Intoxication at the back of the book. When you complete the table, you'll be able to see if your child has behavior problems, attitude problems, or just plain bad DNA." --Publisher description
ER  -