W(h)ine : 50 perfect wines to pair with your child's rotten behavior /
Todryk, Jennifer,
W(h)ine : 50 perfect wines to pair with your child's rotten behavior / Jennifer Todryk, creator of life as a rambling redhead. - 118 pages : color illustrations ; 21 cm + 3 sheets of stickers
"Whether you like your 'juice' from the glass, from the bottle, or from the box, this is the perfect book to wine your way through parenting. This isn't your ordinary wine pairing book - this is wine pairing for the weary parent. Did your daughter just get out of bed for the twelfth time to ask for another glass of water? We've got a wine for that. Did your son just have a public meltdown in the middle of the grocery store? We've got a Pinot for your pain. Got Rotavirus? Try a Riesling. Fifty perfect pairings to match your child's crappy behavior. Each wine featured comes with a small sticker...every time you sample a wine to match your bad day, go ahead and add it to the Periodic Table of Intoxication at the back of the book. When you complete the table, you'll be able to see if your child has behavior problems, attitude problems, or just plain bad DNA." --Publisher description.
1631063359 9781631063350
2017275803
Wine and wine making.
Parenthood--Humor.
Parenthood.
Wine and wine making.
Humor.
Humor.
TP548 / .T64 2017
W(h)ine : 50 perfect wines to pair with your child's rotten behavior / Jennifer Todryk, creator of life as a rambling redhead. - 118 pages : color illustrations ; 21 cm + 3 sheets of stickers
"Whether you like your 'juice' from the glass, from the bottle, or from the box, this is the perfect book to wine your way through parenting. This isn't your ordinary wine pairing book - this is wine pairing for the weary parent. Did your daughter just get out of bed for the twelfth time to ask for another glass of water? We've got a wine for that. Did your son just have a public meltdown in the middle of the grocery store? We've got a Pinot for your pain. Got Rotavirus? Try a Riesling. Fifty perfect pairings to match your child's crappy behavior. Each wine featured comes with a small sticker...every time you sample a wine to match your bad day, go ahead and add it to the Periodic Table of Intoxication at the back of the book. When you complete the table, you'll be able to see if your child has behavior problems, attitude problems, or just plain bad DNA." --Publisher description.
1631063359 9781631063350
2017275803
Wine and wine making.
Parenthood--Humor.
Parenthood.
Wine and wine making.
Humor.
Humor.
TP548 / .T64 2017